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Blah Blah Land – For frack sake

By elephant84, May 10 2017 09:08PM

Crown Slave: Move. Please move sir.

Protector: Hands off me.

Crown Slave: Move. Please move sir.

Protector: Stop pushing me.

Crown Slave: Move. Please move sir.

Protector: Passive aggressive pleasantries.

Crown Slave: Move. Please move sir.

Protector: Mindless action. Puppet dogs body faction.

Crown Slave: If you don't move under the blah blah blah act of blah blah section blah blah blah you will be committing an offence.

Protector: The greater harm that you facilitate is in contravention of the blah blah act section blahdy fucking blah.

Crown Slave: I'm not here to debate politics I'm here to ensure the safety of everyone and ensure the legal blah blah right to blah blah work blah blah.

Protector: It's not legal. That's what I'm telling ya. Because of the blah blah pollution level targets blah blah poisoning community blah blah drinking water blah blah damage to life and property that will come to pass blah children blah blah generations blah.

Crown Slave: Is there anything I can reasonably do to get you to move.

Protector: Yes officer, apologise for all the distress, harm and injury you are facilitating. I.E. Stop selling your soul to people that are willing to poison your communities children to make a few bob.

Crown Slave: Right, under the blah blah act of blah blah blah I am arresting you. You are entitled to a blah blah blah blah blah but blah blah blah blah.

Protector: Not entitled to much if I ain't entitled to preserve and improve the air quality for my child to breath. Entitled to blah blah blah but not to the fundamental building blocks of life?

Crown Slave: I don't make the rules.

Protector: You make em happen. You follow em. Get your knee off my neck.

Crown Slave: If you keep struggling sir I will charge you with blah blah blah.

Protector: Sir?! Passive aggressive pleasantries.

Crown Slave: It's for your own safety.

Protector: False heroic narrative. Betrayer of our young!

Crown Slave: Calm down. Keep calm. Stop struggling.

Protector: There are five of you on me. Get your fucking knee off my neck!

Crown Slave: I am now charging you with resistblah blah blah blah! Anything you don't say blah blah blah.

Protector: You are putting folk in danger! You are putting the communities children in danger! Imbecile.

Crown Slave: You're entitled to your belief.

Protector: It's not my belief. It's observable fact. It's as observable as the cuffs you are forcing on me right now.

Crown Slave: I'm not here to debate with you.

Protector: You are here to facilitate our poisoner's.

Crown Slave: It's lawful work.

Protector: It's lawful to knowingly poison the people in this area?

Crown Slave: Stop struggling. Get in or I will charge you with blah blah blah blah.

Protector: Is it lawful to poison the community?

Crown Slave: It would appear so.

Protector: Then how can you claim you are acting for our safety?

Crown Slave: I'm not going to debate with you.

Protector: No your not, but you are going to ignore the inconvenient laws in order to carry out an objective that will lead to harm of life and property.

Crown Slave: If you say so.

Protector: I do say so. I know so. We are living it. I am witness to it. To you breaking your own laws.

Crown Slave: You've had your protest.

Protector: I'm not here to protest, I'm here so my young have fresh air to breath and clean water to drink.

Crown Slave: I've heard it all before. You're wasting your breath.

Protector: You say you have heard but you haven't listened. Pay cheque see's to that hey?

Crown Slave: You're boring me now. Get in.

Protector: That's the thing with air. It knows no concept of man made imagined boundaries. It flows with the wind. You make me laugh. I suspect you don't live too far away from here. Have friends and family locally too. You ain't just fucking me over. You're fucking them over too.

Crown Slave: If you say so.

Protector: Walking a tight rope ain't ya? Most of us are. Either that or you have limited understanding of love. You are willing to see them harmed for a bit of money. I dare say they would be ashamed if they knew. Any reasonable person would be.


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